I think I’m going to have to accept it.
My metabolism just isn’t what it used to be. I put on my favourite pair of pantacourts (calf-length pants) this morning and to my horror, I had (all of a sudden of course!), developed a “muffin top”! And not just any muffin top, but a great happy, extremely sociable, jiggly muffin top that waves to everyone and anyone who passes by!
I have no idea how this happened but it seemed that it was an overnight thing! One day no muffin-top and the next, muffin-top! Surely is hasn’t been that long since I last put my pantacourts on? It was obviously my lucky night last night when the Muffin-top Fairy visited me!
Or maybe I should just be honest with myself and admit that yes that muffin top has been slowly growing and that sucking in my tummy just doesn’t make it go away anymore. :-(
I think my love of all things sweet and savoury, as well as too many Hoegaarden Citrons have created this monster!
No, I’m not going to post a photo for you – it’s just not a pretty sight!