Comb-overs should be illegal. On my way to work this morning at approximately 8:25am, I was greeted by the sight of the mother of all comb-overs. This man had a huge shiny 18th century monk-style bare patch covering the top and almost half his head. Naturally, instead of shaving it all off, he felt obliged to camouflage the gap.
Having no sideburns or any hair on the sides of his head to comb-over, he had taken the extra long hair from the BACK of his head, swept it up the left side and plastered it all the way over the top of his head.
As expected, he looked very weird face-on, and even weirder from the back of his head.
Wish I had my camera.