French women are not as elegant as claimed.
Upon visiting the toilet in the offices of a large renowned multinational software organisation, I was greeted with giant brown remnants the size of a human fist, floating in not one but two toilet bowls of the cubicles.
Seeing that this experience is not my first, this has led me to believe that:
1. French women lack concern for the community.
2. French women are colour-blind to all things brown.
3. French elegance is a myth.
4. This is normal French behaviour and is part of French culture.